girlfriends who purposely give their boyfriends boners at inconvenient/inappropriate times are evil and powerful and should be feared
you cant show me movies and television shows about ghosts and zombie apocalypses while giving me books with adventures featuring heroes fighting for the sake of the world and tales of demigods and wizards and then expect me to be content living in a world where you work at a job five days a week and come home at night to do it all over again until you die
Apparently if someone dies in the exam hall we all get our predicted grades. Who’s willing to take one for the team guys.
more fanfictions about muggle-borns sneaking in pencils and calculators, and trading them illicitly, little black-market eraser dealers and “yo I got some graph paper if you wanna fuckin pass astronomy this year”