yronwoods:

These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise.

basedgosh:

girlfriends who purposely give their boyfriends boners at inconvenient/inappropriate times are evil and powerful and should be feared

bigmamag:

The third and hopefully final Star Trek masterpost, now with Star Trek Into Darkness (cam right now, will update with DVD rip when it’s available.) Original series-related canon only.

Star Trek: The Original Series
~Rename file extension to .avi. Files are renamed for their own protection~

Season One

1x00  The Cage
1x01  The Man Trap
1x02  Charlie X
1x03  Where No Man Has Gone Before
1x04  The Naked Time
1x05  The Enemy Within
1x06  Mudd’s Women
1x07  What Are Little Girls Made Of?
1x08  Miri
1x09  Dagger of the Mind
1x10  The Corbomite Maneuver
1x11  The Menagerie Part I
1x12  The Menagerie Part II
1x13  The Conscience of the King
1x14  Balance of Terror
1x15  Shore Leave
1x16  The Galileo Seven
1x17  The Squire of Gothos
1x18  Arena
1x19  Tomorrow Is Yesterday
1x20  Court Martial
1x21  The Return of the Archons
1x22  Space Seed
1x23  A Taste of Armageddon
1x24  This Side of Paradise
1x25  The Devil in the Dark
1x26  An Errand of Mercy
1x27  The Alternative Factor
1x28  The City on the Edge of Forever
1x29  Operation—Annihilate!

Season Two

2x01  Amok Time
2x02  Who Mourns for Adonais?
2x03  The Changeling
2x04  Mirror, Mirror
2x05  The Apple
2x06  The Doomsday Machine
2x07  Catspaw
2x08  I, Mudd
2x09  Metamorphosis
2x10  Journey to Babel
2x11  Friday’s Child
2x12  The Deadly Years
2x13  Obsession
2x14  Wolf in the Fold
2x15  Trouble with Tribbles
2x16  The Gamesters of Triskelion
2x17  A Piece of the Action
2x18  The Immunity Syndrome
2x19  A Private Little War
2x20  Return to Tomorrow
2x21  Patterns of Force
2x22  By Any Other Name
2x23  The Omega Glory
2x24  The Ultimate Computer
2x25  Bread and Circuses
2x26  Assignment: Earth

Season Three

3x01  Spock’s Brain
3x02  The Enterprise Incident
3x03  The Paradise Syndrome
3x04  And the Children Shall Lead
3x05  Is There in Truth No Beauty?
3x06  Spectre of the Gun
3x07  Day of the Dove
3x08  For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
3x09  The Tholian Web
3x10  Plato’s Stepchildren
3x11  Wink of an Eye
3x12  The Empath
3x13  Elaan of Troyius
3x14  Whom Gods Destroy
3x15  Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
3x16  The Mark of Gideon
3x17  That Which Survives
3x18  The Lights of Zetar
3x19  Requiem for Methuselah
3x20  The Way to Eden
3x21  The Cloud Minders
3x22  The Savage Curtain
3x23  All Our Yesterdays
3x24  Turnabout Intruder



Star Trek: The Animated Series

Season One

1x01  Beyond the Farthest Star
1x02  Yesteryear
1x03  One of Our Planets is Missing
1x04  The Lorelei Signal
1x05  More Tribbles, More Troubles
1x06  The Survivor
1x07  The Infinite Vulcan
1x08  The Magicks of Megas-Tu
1x09  Once Upon a Planet
1x10  Mudd’s Passion
1x11  The Terratin Incident
1x12  The Time Trap
1x13  The Ambergris Experiment
1x14  The Slaver Weapon
1x15  The Eye of the Beholder
1x16  The Jihad

Season Two

2x01  The Pirates of Orion
2x02  Bem
2x03  The Practical Joker
2x04  Albatross
2x05  How Sharper Than a Serpent’s Tooth
2x06  The Counter-Clock Incident



The Movies

***ALL FILES ARE PASSWORD PROTECTED. The password for each .rar file is ‘llap’.***

You’ll need winrar to unzip each file. Download all file parts, select all files, choose to extract to the hard drive, input password. All parts will automatically extract to one file. The files are .avi and are the remastered versions of the movies (except reboot, naturally.)

Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1.28 GB)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1.10 GB)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1.02 GB)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1.16 GB)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (0.97 GB)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1.05 GB)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6

Star Trek (1.36 GB)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7
Extras: gag reel, deleted scene

Star Trek Into Darkness (1.05 GB)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8

inspectorspacetime13:

imaginespock:

imagine spock meeting an excited dog

#it gets funnier the longer you think about it

Cloverfield (USA, 2008)

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Captain, this ship will not fit.

winneganfake:

adventurotica:

Toothless cosplay

…..

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How in hell does this have so few notes?

lovelynobody00:

dicksp8jr:

oh this fanfiction has an interesting summary and it’s even complete let’s see wha

“I got up”

clicks out of tab

god i am so fucking glad im not the only one that thinks this

rampant-noodle:

galleonsofgold:

jathis:

sachehund:

daniellediegue:

U.S. Military’s remake of the - Call Me Maybe

For anyone unfortunate enough to have not seen this yet.

I needed this in my life

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER HOW ARE PEOPLE NOT MORE EXCITED FOR THIS

WATCH IT JUST WATCH IT

I believed it more from the military guys. You cheerleaders need to step up your game!

pondlifeforme:

jennahamilton:

you cant show me movies and television shows about ghosts and zombie apocalypses while giving me books with adventures featuring heroes fighting for the sake of the world and tales of demigods and wizards and then expect me to be content living in a world where you work at a job five days a week and come home at night to do it all over again until you die

THIS.

insignificantsilence:

Apparently if someone dies in the exam hall we all get our predicted grades. Who’s willing to take one for the team guys.

negativecos:

more fanfictions about muggle-borns sneaking in pencils and calculators, and trading them illicitly, little black-market eraser dealers and “yo I got some graph paper if you wanna fuckin pass astronomy this year”